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Theme (Oh! The Horror!)
02:30
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Linda Blair
04:15
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“Oh! Who is that?” I say | As I’m watching my tv
Looks like a film from ’84 | With a woman I now adore
Too good to be real | What’s this I’m starting to feel?
I feel my loins start to burn | This woman makes my head turn
She is looking very cute | But then she turns into a brute
A bigger badass than Boba Fett | She puts a bullet in Penn Jillette
I know she can kick my ass | There’s no way I’d ever pass
My heart, she has stole | She has possessed my soul
More real than reality seems | She has come into my dreams
Eating at that place on the loop | For an app, she orders the pea soup
And then her voice gets really gruff | And she says she’s had enough
With a gentle touch of my face | She asks to go back to my place
Then in that voice so deep | She asks if she can go to sleep
But she messes with my head | And levitates above the bed
And then I’m really at a loss | When I see what she does with that cross
But you know, I don’t care | I still love you, Linda Blair
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Impossible Mission
03:22
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He's the one who saves | He is Peter Graves
Saving us from | Killers from Space
Strange human creatures | With odd facial features
Ping Pong ball eyes | Cover their face
After this, he'll need a friend | It's the beginning of the end
Working with atomic power and fission | He is on an impossible mission
Even though he's out breaking the law | In the end he'll save us all
He's putting on a great display | As Peter Graves saves the day
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Nice Boy
03:00
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He was such a nice boy | Helping those in need
He loved to bring people joy | In fact, it was his creed
But then one day he died | Causing lots of strife
Many people cried | But he came back to life
Some say he's not the same | In fact he is a mess
He is changing up his game | He's craving blood and flesh
One day I was in the yard | When I heard a moped humming
Then I looked down the road | Saw Jesus was a-coming
I said, "Hey, Jesus. What's you doing? | I thought you were dead."
He just stopped and smiled and winked | And this is what he said:
"I am the Son of Man | And I died for you, sinner.
So I think you owe me one | Now, I'm gonna have you for dinner."
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Trumpy
02:43
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N/A
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The day I met Toby Radloff was the greatest day of my life
He was by the Walking With Edna stand
Walked up to him and shook his hand
It was the best day of my life
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I Like Monster Movies
02:15
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I like monster movies | I watch them everyday
Then I run to post about it online | To see what the mutants say
I like monster movies | They are so much fun
Swamp Creatures, Supernatural Slashers | And hogs that weigh a ton
I like monster movies | They really are the most
Joe Bob giving those drive-in totals | Couldn't ask for a better host
I like monster movies | Yeah, I've seen a few
Darcy, John, Yuki, and more | They are such a great crew
I like monster movies | You can't blame me a bit
They always manage a few smiles | Even if the quality's shit
I like monster movies | With them, you can't go wrong
In fact I'm gonna watch one right now | So I have to end this song
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